Made a thing for my babe Jaime Preciado Happy 27th Birthday Hi-ME!

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it
A Pizza Hut
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
4/∞ things that make me question Zack’s sanity